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Anon meets a girl at a wedding (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] schizolol9@lemy.lol 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Reminds me of the time I fucked my cousin a few times. She moved I now miss her.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

[–] gilarelli@jlai.lu 3 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

Careful anon, that's how you get a Habsburg child

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

Second cousins you don't share even blood

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Second cousin in my country is a cousin from the part not related to any of my parents of one of my cousins. What is weird of that?

For example, my cousin is one of my father's brother son, then my second cousin has to be (otherwise would be a cousin too) the daughter of the cousin's mother's brother.

If I pick a random girl I would be equally related genetically.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

In the country this post was most likely typed, your second cousin is the cousin of your mom or dad. That's what's weird of that

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