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E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Peaceful alien society that will treat me like an honored pet, like a cat.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 4 points 3 weeks ago

Only one-way? Alright, well I'm gonna go walk Lairig Ghru, a hiking route that I like the look of that is too long for me to do there and back. I'll walk out however far I want to go and then magically teleport back to the start

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Work, so I don't have to ride in the cold.

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 4 points 3 weeks ago

Visit my friend as easy return from japan seem unlikely with one way teleport.

[–] Platypus@lemmings.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'll go to The Trackless Wastes of Sparsis.

I think I left my pen there.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

I guess to work. It takes me 2 days of travelling to get to work and I have to be there. Assuming I can't return via teleporting from the moon or whatever. Just save myself a days travel

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

My mom lives three large states away and has Alzheimer's but is still able to recognize people. She's well cared for, but I'm sole caregiver for my bedbound family member. I'm reconciled to the fact I cannot travel to visit her, but if I could go for just half an hour, I would.

Edit: oh, one way only? Nvm.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

I need to be at work for the next few days so I would use it to teleport to work instead of taking the train.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The toilet. Those stairs are high, you know?

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Teleport to Vatican the moment a mass happen right in front of the pope. Then claim to be the second coming of Jesus Christ.

[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The centre of the earth would be interesting but will save this for my death bed.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that just be instant death?

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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Can I teleport myself into Voyager I? I'd like to see what's out there as I go...

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Without a return trip I'd just use it to go to work and spare myself the commute. I'd sleep in that day.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

A snowy, ruralish place in Canada that I love a lot, which may or may not be my home.

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