EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm Scruffy, the janitor.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

Boilers an' terlets, terlets an boilers, even that one boilin terlet.

Fire me iffin' ye dare.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long

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[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

The elves are back

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This isn't a productive area of discussion.

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[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

“Hahahaha”

Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

“HAHAHAHA”

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
That wasn't cowardice!
No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"wooooooooo"

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.

fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.

Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.

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[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Hey, Professor. You're a professor.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."

That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!

[–] ripley@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The butter in my pocket is melting!

[–] Qli@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:

"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"

[–] Discover@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

I was gonna go yachting in those feet!

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

"So, what you think you just explained was..."

"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!

[–] GlobexCorpCEO@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Shut up baby I know it

Use it with the wife often, mostly with success

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Robot house

[–] cymor@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

"Your mother!"

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