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[–] odium@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

username checks out

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] odium@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It worked for me, sorting by Top.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[–] odium@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

It's working on all hot too

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

awww thx, i love you too <3

[–] odium@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

[–] SuperApples@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

[–] isildun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Working on Top Day after 18 hours. The raw power of a bunch of pickles cannot be matched.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

After 16 minutes, there are 2 posts between the pickles :(

[–] RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

This one gave me a good chuckle.

[–] luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Actual sorcery

it worked on active!

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service

[–] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Top 6 WinRAR

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

the rule doesn't lie

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

There was a cute cat in between

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Pickles are a witch's cucumber.