Doctor Zhivago. And when they inevitably fall asleep. Iβm jacking that Ufo.
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Obviously the greatest documentary ever committed to film: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
District 9
Napoleon dynamite pretty much sums it up. I intensely dislike the film but it's pretty indicative of the human condition.
Letting them know what mankind is all about seems like a terrible idea. We're jerks.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) - Literally telling aliens that we will fuck shit up.
Stalker (1979) - You can leave your garbage and we'll think it's treasure.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - Humanity is really just a bunch of idiots, stumbling through everything.
Wall-E. Sums it up pretty well
gremlins 2
Hellraiser II
shrek 2
Double Feature: Ender's Game (2013) and Starship Troopers (1997) - then we serve them a sumptuous shellfish tower to discuss their surrender over dinner.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Earth Girls Are Easy
Half Baked
SalΓ².
Fun fact: I have watched none of the movies listed here in the comments
Shawshank Redemption
βThe Final Memberβ
Itβs a documentary about the worlds first penis museum in Iceland trying to finally secure a human specimen
Rocco's Animal Trainer #3.
Either point break or bad boys 2.
Samsara
Schindler's list. Yeah aliens. It's like that. Go ahead and end us thx.
Nobody has mentioned porn. We try and say things in our great works of art but maybe they'd learn more from what we make when we're trying to say nothing at all.
They Shall Not Grow Old (2018) by Peter Jackson.
Requiem for a dream
Fellowship, two towers, return of the king. Tell them it's one movie showing how the littlest person can make the biggest difference.