this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2024
156 points (98.8% liked)

news

23554 readers
39 users here now

Welcome to c/news! Please read the Hexbear Code of Conduct and remember... we're all comrades here.

Rules:

-- PLEASE KEEP POST TITLES INFORMATIVE --

-- Overly editorialized titles, particularly if they link to opinion pieces, may get your post removed. --

-- All posts must include a link to their source. Screenshots are fine IF you include the link in the post body. --

-- If you are citing a twitter post as news please include not just the twitter.com in your links but also nitter.net (or another Nitter instance). There is also a Firefox extension that can redirect Twitter links to a Nitter instance: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/libredirect/ or archive them as you would any other reactionary source using e.g. https://archive.today/ . Twitter screenshots still need to be sourced or they will be removed --

-- Mass tagging comm moderators across multiple posts like a broken markov chain bot will result in a comm ban--

-- Repeated consecutive posting of reactionary sources, fake news, misleading / outdated news, false alarms over ghoul deaths, and/or shitposts will result in a comm ban.--

-- Neglecting to use content warnings or NSFW when dealing with disturbing content will be removed until in compliance. Users who are consecutively reported due to failing to use content warnings or NSFW tags when commenting on or posting disturbing content will result in the user being banned. --

-- Using April 1st as an excuse to post fake headlines, like the resurrection of Kissinger while he is still fortunately dead, will result in the poster being thrown in the gamer gulag and be sentenced to play and beat trashy mobile games like 'Raid: Shadow Legends' in order to be rehabilitated back into general society. --

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
top 40 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 50 points 5 days ago

THIS IS NOT A REAL HEADLINE, THIS IS A BUNCH OF HEXBEAR BITS COBBLED TOGETHER FOR A LAUGH. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY LYING EYES OTHERWISE

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Who the fuck believes this shit

[–] Ossay@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago
[–] newmou@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Literally most people. Not sure how to get past that tbh

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

I believe this means the US developed fentanyl-based weapons for some reason and needs to blame Iran for doing it first.

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Don't know if you were alive for the Iraq War, but way too many people I'm sure.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 5 days ago

Another day at the consent factory. Are they doing "WMDs" again? Has this show up anywhere else?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Iran may have

there are reports that pro-Iranian militias in Iraq may have

evidence suggests Iran is

Israel feared that Hezbollah would

morshupls

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This article is based on another written by Matthew Levitt for the Combatting Terrorism Center at West Point (Tehran’s Tactical Knockout: Weaponized Pharmaceutical-Based Agents), is it possible there is a bias?

Just like chuds harping on about how deadly fentanyl is so police need to shoot drug dealers, this sounds like an excellent angle to make up to generate support for a war against Iran.

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

These articles exist to form word association between one hated thing and a geopolitical rival. Super effective on anyone who lost loved ones to fent

[–] ChicagoCommunist@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Buncha pigs gonna spontaneously overdose reading the word "fentanyl" in the title

Business insider doing accidental praxis.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Average fentanyl fan the-pigs

Average fentanyl enjoyer gigachad

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

Please Khamenei, hit me with the fentanyl nuke

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're just trying to game the algorithm.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Trying to build a new WMDs excuse because they know Iran doesn't have a nuke.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Iran isn't stupid enough to try and use fent as a bio-weapon. I don't think the writer even knows what the fuck it is. I smell that shit every other day at work. It's nasty and makes my respiratory system want to expel everything inside, but outside of a small enclosed area like a bathroom, it's not gonna do anything.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

i mean you can pump a shitton through a building's ventilation system but i sure hope if Iran has cooked up a version of that, it works better. "bio-weapon" would be a perfectly orwellian description though, right? developing this thing to try to kill less people in hostage situations-->weapons of mass destruction

e: also you're allowed to use chemical weapons just not against a uniformed legal combatant under the geneva conventions, @ tear gas

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They don't have to, cops od on fent if they suspect they see white powder (or if they want some time off without using their pto)

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

If I were killed by one of these I couldn't even be mad. Just fade away blasted as hell knowing Iran is kicking Amerikkkas ass sounds like a vibe to me.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago
[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

dont sound like a problem to me

[–] axont@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Breaking: Iranian scientists have developed multiclassing thus allowing soldiers to use poison attacks

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

wtf? This isn't real. Fent, despite the cop panic, doesn't cross the skin. If you're already shooting it into someone or aerasolising it you can just use more effective things like nerve agents. You're breaking the same treaties and doing the same warcrimes either way.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's entirely possible that they could create transdermal fentanyl.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because it already exists?

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh duh, patches. So yeah fentanyl that is capable of passing the skin barrier is real.

I'm not actually sure what the mechanism behind the patches is. Whether they are microneedle or if they use an oily adhesive that modifies skin permiability.

I will note it is extremely slow, like it takes hours to reach steady state slow.

Again, if you are capable of aerasolising a substance such that you can reliably coat someone in it, and you are willing to break chemical weapons treaties, and you love warcrimes you can just use something more effective.

It is absolutely trivial to block the action of an opiate, they're just not effective indiscriminate murder drugs.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago
[–] mudpuppy@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

i like how they also made it entirely about palestine

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I swear there was a cop show that had fent penetrate the skin years ago. I think blue bloods or something. i-cant

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

least obvious western propaganda

Death to America

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I swear we had a joke post about this last week

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

If I had to die, I would prefer to do it high on fent tbh, so thanks Iran.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Poorly sourced fearmongering “news” headlines. If only there were a comm for this.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

I heard that Iran has laced the paychecks of us cops with fent, spread the word

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

no more half measures walter

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago
[–] Halloweenbean@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

We need to stop Iraq from using its wmds like they tried to do during 911.