We are still together and things calmed down for a bit. There is now a moratorium on discussing China and we have painted over the Maoist slogans on the walls so my parents could visit without seeing it.

But yesterday I came home and she was outside throwing rocks at birds. I asked why, and she told me "the sparrows are bourgeois". Her victims were pigeons.

After I pointed this out she called me a "lysenkoist". I'm truly at a loss for words here.

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[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

10/10

[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds like she's a keeper

[–] notatrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

She keeps life interesting

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Best bit 2023.

[–] lott@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You need to subject her to a struggle session.

[–] notatrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

We've been through this before. I had to wear the hat and plaque. It didn't help our relationship one bit

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

"I'm truly at a loss for words here."

You and me both buddy.

[–] JoesFrackinJack@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

This is so fucking funny lol

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

thank her for educating the liberalism out of you

then go pick up a rock :mao-aggro-shining:

[–] notatrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What did the pigeons do to deserve this!?

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

their crimes are so fowl that no human language can describe them. so multitudinous that even a partial retelling would take the entire lifespan of the universe, birth to death. ~~they keep fucking shitting on my car~~

i'm afraid you're just going to have to trust in her superior grasp of theory, comrade. to the killing fields you go!

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does your girlfriend have a sister? Asking for a friend

[–] notatrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Her sister is a trot who keeps trying to sell us newspapers

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if it's china daily tell her hit me up

[–] notatrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

It isn't

[–] MaoistLandlord@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The sex involves her parading you around the house while naked with insults written on your body and she’s screaming at you for being a right opportunist

[–] notatrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

She prefers the term "capitalist roader"

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk whether this is a bit or not

[–] notatrot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I wish this was a bit