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Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.
Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”
"Are you an AI model?" #new_kind_of_creepy
How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!
The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.
I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.
"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.
Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...
sorry, i have a girlfriend already.
Is this elevator always that fast?
(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)
“Up or down?”
Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".
Your mother was right
"did you slap fletcher reed today?"
How much?
I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.