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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Go go, ~~crablang~~ ~~nijigenerate~~ ~~redot~~ MotherRussiaOS!!!

Special mention to all the hateforks created due to "valid concerns over code of conducts potentially banning white men from contribution" - a friend of mine had to clean up a state project that used such a hate fork that got terribly left behind.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"Oh buzz, I would love to see you try.."

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 111 points 1 week ago (8 children)

With blackjack and hookers?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Funny thing is, I was thinking about writing my own text editor that is not a web application running in chromium, and wanted to name it "Blackjack".

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And vodka. Soooooo much vodka!

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Their version of pre-natal vitamins.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not sure if they’re aware, but the Balmer Peak occurs at a fairly specific BAC/intoxication level, and output quality drops off significantly after that point.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty certain it also depends on the type of alcohol being drunk. If you're sipping expensive whiskey you start to decide that 8 GB of RAM is a lot.

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[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That’s just standard in Russia

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[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 93 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

...with blyatjack and hookers!

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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 63 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Please base russian linux on Hannah Montana linux.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago

Why not Red Star OS? They can take North Korean soldiers but not their software?

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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 43 points 1 week ago (6 children)

North Korea did this already. I expect that Russia's effort will be as good if not better. Bonus comedy points if they use NK's effort as a starting point.

But I wouldn't try to use it if my Internet location was outside Russia. Or maybe even if it wasn't.

Also: something something falling out something something Windows.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not gonna use this shit regardless. Even if it remains the only option for an OS in Russia, I'm gonna fucking smuggle a proper Linux distro in.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It might be interesting to set up a Russia Linux box as a honeypot.

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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It will work just like every other Russian knock-off thing that gets made. Very shittily, and then end up in the bin.

Aren't they still also trying to make their own Steam? 🤣

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It will end up like every other Russian knock-off: made by the Chinese when Russia eventually gives up

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, it goes WAY back to pre-WW2. Russia basically made copying everyone else's technology a major economic driver for them for decades, and it was all based around trying to sucker poorer countries into buying their awful products.

Cameras, radios, cars, weapons. Hell they even stole NASA Space Shuttle designs and tech to build their own, which just ended up in a junkyard.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (10 children)

And the Buran system was more impressive than the shuttle, capable of completely automated flight!

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[–] RxBrad@infosec.pub 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fact that the Russian government came out this fast and said they need a version with their own commits is, perhaps, telling.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Russian government officials trying to get away from windows, eh?

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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шнеяе уоця аddяеss ?

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nanana eeice oeee !

shneyae oootsya addyaess ?

хахаха нисе оне !

вэрэ ис ыоуp аддресс ?

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago

It depends what they want to do. They can fork and take on the burden of maintaining the whole tree in which case good luck with that, linux is too much of a fire hose to enable a 3rd party to assemble something similar making different choices about what they merge. Otherwise they can maintain a re-based fork that tracks the Torvalds tree and then congratulations you've just invented a feature tree that can do contribution with extra steps.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

So Lada quality. Got it.

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A special forking operation will be underway. The new kernel will be complete in just a few days, like the inva- er... denazification of Kyi- er.. Kiev.

E: lol, fuck off to the frontline and die for mother Ruzzia, tankies

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (7 children)

They're just jumping the newscycle for the propaganda machine. Russian government doesn't care about tech or linux unless it can help them deliver more bombs to Ukrainian babies and you don't need to fork the kernel for that.

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[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When it fails I'm gonna laugh a lot.

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, they can just pull the current kernel, add a few patches and say it's their kernel.

Let's be honest, cold war brought the space race, if this war brings the "year of Linux" race I'm not going to complain

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

shitn velot aid vodkd aid nookeyas

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Astra (used in MIC) is outdated shit, RED OS (more commercial) is cooler and wine'd in a lot of our windows-oriented apps, but both would have a hard time without international community if threatened.

That's just some figureheads shitting with their mouths. There are millions of machines still running Windows with no way to change without a pushback from users and admins, and also some Linux machines that would only suffer if we branch out.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Vladux 0.1 codename Brezhnev

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