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[–] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 week ago (16 children)

His Cybertruck still drives?

The trucks are cool to a point. I like the way they look, but they were built so poorly that they must be a nightmare to own, and nowhere near worth the price.

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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Suckers. People point and laugh at me for free.

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My opinion of Musk has nothing to do with it. For the price of it, its ugly as fuck.

I'm not a fan of priuses either, but priuses don't a) take wild swings in design in order to be "edgy" and b) price themselves according to supposed "cool points".

With or without Musk, your choices reflect who you are. This guy bought an overpriced vehicle in order to be "cool" and now he's butt hurt that no one agrees with him.

[–] BreakStopReturn@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

"I don't agree with Musk politically, but I just gave him 50k by buying an overpriced vehicle, why do people hate me?"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Because the front face of the car looks like it's exasperated by itself.

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Life. Don't talk to me about life.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] aniki@lemmings.world 8 points 1 week ago

I've been flashing the loser "L" at them since the first time I saw one.

[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Fascism mobile

[–] Fredy1422@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

you cant pick up chicks in a cyber truck

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