You got a problem with my Poor Man's Monte Cristo?
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
Here's a free Monte cristo for everyone: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1184/1184-h/1184-h.htm
Now pls stop doing your pop tart Monte cristo.
Jimmy Johns just released a very real Picklewich, a sandwich but with a giant pickle replacing the bread.
I have most of the fixings to make this. I think I'd rather chop everything up and eat it with a fork though lol
The benefit of a sandwich is you can eat it with bare hands while keeping things tidy. I can't imagine coming out the other side of that thing and being anywhere near clean.
I apologize to everyone for engaging in food crimes, because I am going to destroy one of these. It's such an absurd concept, I have to experience the giant pickles.
The horrors persist, but so do I
Maybe with some breakfast filling. Maybe.
Has anyone tried this with Toaster Strudels?
Toaster strudel peanut butter and banana sandwich. I'm stoned enough to try it right now if I had the ingredients.
At first, I thought it was a tortilla, and I was very confused.