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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For anyone scrolling far enough to read this, all of the correct answers for this, follow the same formula. Statement about how you cannot tell leading into a compliment about their looks.

This can be reversed, complimenting they're looks, and lead into that it is impossible to tell.

Unless she looks like the wicked witch of the west, like one girl I knew. She had surgery at some point, and I only knew her after that happened. I am not exaggerating with that reference.

Bluntly, I couldn't have cared less. Things didn't work out for completely unrelated reasons.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Laura Loomer: Can you guess?

Loomer: Jk all of them.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I want to get whatever Jeff bezos had done so that my face looks like it's going to explode when I talk

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

I wasn't going to say anything. but you asked. yeah Jessica. it looks like you got dragged behind a 4 wheeler for a mile and the EMT's shoved a fucking saddle horn into your skull to stop the bleeding.

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