"Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards, but he’s packed a lot into 81 short years. He’s fought hard for working Americans, be they on the factory line or on the board of Blackstone Group. He’s stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president."

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[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

a-guy endorsement

Onion editorial board

TH Zweidel
Ted Kaczynski
Mary Kay Letourneau
Joe Sakic #19
Benedict Arnold
Steve Hannah

[–] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Letourneau? Like the streamer guy?

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

#StillWithHim

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

#WriteInBiden

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

#RidinWithBiden

[–] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

He's electable if you vote for him

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Only Biden will reveal the truth about 9/11.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

When my country has elections, I'm voting for xi-vote

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

i'm ridin

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

kamala harris can eat my shit and hair