Her head would Just Do That
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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The Democrats will lose 85% of its campaign contributions overnight. The cronies no longer have the treats flowing. Mass defection ensue. The end of the Democratic Party not even joking.
You do not go against the interests of the bourgeoisie in this country. Not even as a joke. Look at how they treated Elizabeth Warren even as a very mild critic of the establishment. The elites have feelings too you know, if you hurt their feelings they’d throw tantrum like you’ve never seen before.
This is probably the correct take. If she suddenly went insane so would the donors.
What if on Election Day everyone for some reason voted for me and we had a puppy as president?
I'm writing you in
She’d probably win the election
My 
reflex is that she would cease to be alive in short order.
Maybe that would be too chaotic, so other options would be pursued, but I would be very surprised if she was able to force any kind of pivot with material consequences.
Same. It's be chaos no matter what
There would be a lot of outrage from her donors and calls of antisemitism from various organizations.
Whether she would actually commit is the real question. My cynical ass would approach it the same way I did when Obama promised to close Guantanamo.
Ya I wouldn't believe it. Im just curious what hexbears think would ensue whatever her reasons for doing the hypothetical thing hypothetically were.
They would dump her for Hillary
It's her turn
I imagine it would be similar to what happened with Biden and Obama when Biden endorsed same sex marriage and they just had to run with it.
Probably wouldn't change much but if she did it I would probably grudgingly vote for her.
Yai imagine it would only be done to try and win the election. It's the most likely of all the unlikely reasons she'd do this. Really the only one with greater than say .001% chance.
I'd also grudgingly vote for her if she made enough anti genocide noise. Or I would have except now it's literally too late. Just dropped my ballot for PSL haha.
If she did this, she would earn my vote.
But the CIA would assassinate her the next day.
she'd get jfk'd
Death to America
I think it would be completely ignored by all media. Either no coverage at all, or if it couldn't be immediately contained the news cycle would move on after 12 hours and would be quickly "forgotten". Meanwhile she would be disciplined quietly to act as though it had never happened or otherwise neutralized.
Regardless how stupid the above is, would she be able to do anything against the deep state?
I mean she is but a figure head it's true so you're probably right
It would no longer be Joever 
those snipers on the rooftop would get a call over their radios within minutes
She'd have an unfortunate accident and with a heavy heart we'd all have to vote for Walz/Liz Cheney
fucking nonsense tbh
Too late. Early agitvoted.
Literally same. She can't get my vote no matter what now
It would be really funny and the CIA would comedically fumble for the heart attack gun.
It would probably be the largest split in the Democrats ever, possibly enough to destroy the whole party. Bigger than even the previous splits over the 14th amendment or the civil rights act.
The question would be if Harris survives until before or after the election, but she probably wouldn't win if she suddenly announced opposition to the entity.
Accidents will happen
Another question is what happens if she wins and she does that as president.
It would be funny.
I would have to delete Youtube from my slop consumption rotation because everybody would be talking about it.
As soon as she got elected (if she got elected) she would immediately pivot to the right again.