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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 167 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's the line of best fit, not the line of good fit

[–] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago

Line of “least bad” fit

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Best Linear Unbiased Estimator

[–] frezik@midwest.social 132 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Corr@lemm.ee 41 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That was a joy. Thank you for sharing

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Check this shit out (fig 1).

Lmao there's so much gold. I got frustrated for him while reading it.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

That line, and then just by instinct going to Fig 1, and seeing its caption...incredible lol

[–] credo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I had a hard time reading. Could not stop laughing enough to get past the fourth paragraph. Sides hurt, would not recommend.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago

Germanium My Ass

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Going into physics was the biggest mistake of my life. I should've declared CS. I still wouldn't have any women, but at least I'd be rolling in cash.

Honestly, there wasn't all that much cash to roll in and there's less all the time now. Plus, if you think busted equipment is bad, wait until I tell you about inheriting legacy code.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

From what I heard, the guy actually did change to a CS major shortly after writing this.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

This relation between temperature and resistivity can be shown to be exponential in certain temperature regimes by waving your hands and chanting "to first order."

for some reason this is the line that got me

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One Line to rule them all
One Line to find them
One Line to bring them all
and in the data bind them

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago

One line best-fits all

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Machine Learning enthusiasts: Why settle for linear regression when you can deploy a Gradient-Boosted Random Deep Neural Net Surface Vector Cluster that consumes the entire power of Iceland to trace a perfect ∞-dimensional hypersphere around those blue points? Overparameterization is the future!

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Fine! I'll use a second order polynomial to fit this instead. But that's the last order I'm willing to go to!

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, it's trending up. That's progress!

[–] prex@aussie.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, some students of mines actually put some figure like that in al lab report...

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You asked for a line, they gave you a line, what more can be asked for?

We used to intentionally add wrong data to our datasets so we could circle it afterwards, declare it "outlying data" and gain the extra points for spotting and documenting it.

I'm not bitter about my formal education, honest...

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

We used to intentionally add wrong data to our datasets so we could circle it afterwards, declare it "outlying data" and gain the extra points for spotting and documenting it.

Nice trick!

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you're having proportion of explained variance problems I feel bad for you son,
I got ninety nine problems but a fit ain't one.

(⌐■_■)

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Gaussian: "Squint."

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Dat spread tho

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know why you get credit at all; I do all the work. - Excel

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Looks like a successfully trained learning model, to me. (Sarcasm)

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

How can you argue with a word like "best' anyway ;)

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

They'll also try to linear fit even the most obvious exponential curve.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

And if that doesn't work, there's always factor analysis.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably minimal surface ellipse.