Actually, wait, she changed her mind and now says we can get a third cat, but only if we keep it outdoors. Anyway, our current cats are Norwegian forest cats so don't usually vote in American elections.

top 7 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

this is a family decision and you should consult your cats

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Lose a wife, gain a mountain lion taking up the same spot in your bed. Imagine how cool it'd be to cuddle with a mountain lion.

[–] zongor@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I don’t think you have a choice in how many cats you own; you’ll wake up one day and they’ll be another one

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cut ties, change your name, move to a different country, get reconstructive plastic surgery, convert to a different religion, learn a new language, go back to college, etc etc

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Cut all ties, shave your head and move to Spain. Start over.

[–] HumongousChungus@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

is she able to talk about anything at all besides the cat

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

but only if we keep it outdoors

gulag