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Makes you wonder if this is more of a "friends of the US list" and less of a screening-out questionnaire.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

if you answer yes on the genocide and torture questions, they send you an appllication to join the CIA

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Gotta make sure you get a reference from one of your School of the Americas instructors

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

Have you ever participated in genocide? If YES please sign this form: [APPLICATION FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA]

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

And people still attempt to "reclaim" totalitarianism as an idea for the left to use lmao.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

"*If you were involved with the CIA at that time, it doesn't count."

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nowadays, because the Cold War against Communists is gone, likely they're going to put up something to the lines of

"If me and your country were to fight, would you support us?" amerikkka-clap

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

The weird choice to use "son or daughter" instead of "child" means enbies can confidently answer "no" to those questions

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My wife is doing this green card stuff, I’m her sponsor, and three of the questions because she’s from China are explicitly about the CPC and their youth outreach arms.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

goddamn.. its insane

[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am trying to imagine the kind of person who would actually answer yes to any of these questions.

"Yes, now you ask I'm actually coming to do money laundering, drugs and terrorism. Thank you for asking"

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

they'd probably roll out the red carpet for you because you're likely CIA or something