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Did everyone read Janettes story post about Birdshit?!? It's so good!

Cool. Another undeserved brand trip to Europe (maybe Austraulia) where she will take filtered photos, not leave her hotel and hyper fixate on the most asinine thing.

Oh good she’s back to being an advocate for breast cancer awareness after forgetting for months when she said she’d remind her followers every month to check their breasts 🙄🙄

And she has an appointment with an Endocrinologist today, can’t wait to see what new illness she starts pushing and to use as an excuse!!!

How interesting that none of the Shine clique went to the Jillian Harris event. Jilly will play nice because Sarah is the influencer mean girl but it’s gotta sting. Maybe because the Canadian landscape is so angry with Loblaws and Shine chooses to stay away from controversy - from grocery executives to trans rights for kids and poverty - Sarah only talks about fluff. Unless it’s one of her many traumas, like trick or treating as a teen, or her many illnesses then it’s on repeat! Like yesterday’s post in case we forgot she’s divorced. 😂 She must be so bitter that her buddy Amanda gets to share her divorce content with all those followers!

It's super cool that the episode of TBP in which the woman talks about wanting to breastfeed her husband but that he’s not into “adult nursing relationships” has been deleted. All the others are still up. She says, “Consent is annoying; I just want him to do what I want him to do.”

We called her out, and now it’s missing. However, this promo is still on Bailey’s podcast page.

What a weak, fake, cowardly shell of a human TBP is.

Oh poor birdie couldn’t get out of bed after a concert to drive the kids to school. My fiancé and I go to a lot of concerts, get home late and my fiance is still up at 5am to go to work. She’s so fucking lazy. Her only responsibility and she can’t even get up to do it 🙄 also why not just use the Nespresso machine she had to have??

Who does it better?

I am in the midst of a really bad fibromyalgia flare and have had insomnia for the last week or so. I did a deep dive/scroll on her IG bc I had time at 3am, and hoped it would bore me to sleep lol. But her IG tells a really sad story. Much farther back, when her 100 lb weight loss was her whole identity, every 6-10 posts was a side by side of old “fat” self next to current waif self. I mean she posted these constantly!
Not sure which of you recently pointed this out, but her pregnancy with L is what triggered this latest spiral of hers. She was feeling good about herself bc she was thin. She struggled with her feelings about pregnancy and pregnant body (and to be clear, I’m not saying she struggled with her feelings about L. But she did have some honest moments about “bonding” struggles) (and if you just looked without reading you’d never guess she struggled…. A lot of skin in the feed!) and I’m sure she legit had some depression issues. The thing is she has never dealt with her disordered eating and body dysmorphia. So here we are. The 100lb weight loss is way in the past so that can’t be her identity. She’s loving her current weight loss a lot, obviously. But clearly she’s still unwell bc her use of filters is insane.
She’s really not a well person. In addition to fueling other people’s hypochondria, she’s doing damage to some like me who sought her content for legit inspiration. It fucks with my head and my self image. It has to be doing the same to women who don’t know what’s going on. She needs so much real therapy. Seriously. The hypochondria alone is wild and unchecked. How many illnesses has she had oh so briefly? Must be nice. Anyone with chronic pain issues must question why they can’t just stop feeling their illness and go traveling and shopping instead. And I don’t say that to be glib. The story her grid tells is sad, even scary. It’s all so gross. Janette nailed it too. Interestingly I was mentally composing this post or a blog post of my own at the same time Janette posted that story.
Anyway, just my thoughts.

Fewer things make me more suspicious then when she doesn’t show her face all day, always makes me think she’s had some work done. She loves having her filtered face shown every single day while doing some rambling so when she doesn’t show it I’m like hmmmm.

Probably one of the best things she’s ever posted.

There she is, she’s got her teen filter going to act like a teen tonight and see Billie where I’m sure she’ll wear some ridiculous outfit to be cool and fit in with the kids.

Do her kids ever get to do anything fun that doesn’t involve their mom and one of her influencer friends? I love my mom to death but I did so many things with just my friends at their ages! At G’s age I had def been to concerts with just my friends. They can never seem to do anything where Sarah isn’t involved, poor kids.

Birdshits classics....always the arm up and posed. She's such a p.o.s

A stretch mark post because her last post only had about 300 comments. Those pants are open so low, how calculated and strange.

As always - how contradictory - bellies have marks but your face should age backwards Sarah’s botoxed face is more expressionless and firm looking than a teenagers.