Lmao I've never seen this where I live so I had to look it up and holy shit what a pathetic thing to do. Absolute baby shit. Imagine doing this because you love petro corpos and lick the boots of their CEOS.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Be born in the Great Satan

Also be born outside of NY or LA…be born in fucking yeeyee bumfuck Ohio.

When you roll two nat 1s like that, you’ll see some shit. That’s a real lot of money just so they can pretend they’re poor.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

michael-laugh it's the little things

[–] miz@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

starbucks supports genocide

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

puts fingers in ears lalalalala trump will genocide harder lalalala

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

My 8 year old grandson works at Starbucks. When I go in he puts my name as "Ruth Kandaforever" so he can say "Ruth Kandaforever" when my drink is ready and I walk up and say "Ruth Kandaforever?" and he turns the cup and says "Ruth Kandaforever" and hands it to me. Then everyone claps. I go in about 3 times a shift.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

It doesnt work if he doesnt cross his arms like in the Marvelino kino though!

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

extra pumpkin spice brump

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

when your life is so removed from everything of consequence that you think this has an effect on anything.

Liberalism is fucking disease.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Comrades, is this praxis?

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

And the number 1 cringe medal award goes to...

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Holy Wisdom Shit Balls.

[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the pic is AI, right? like look at the resolution and the text. the lighting is also reminiscent of AI

[–] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

100% AI

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

that'll show him!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I dunno; I kind of like this one, even if it's lib shit. Going to Starbucks in the first place is lib shit, so making a random grillman mad may as well be done for fun if you're going to do lib shit like give your money to a narcissist who flies 1000 miles a day on his private jet just to micromanage the Starbucks HQ.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

a narcissist who flies 1000 miles a day on his private jet

Add in Starbucks' union leaders who mysteriously vanish from each city he visits and you got a billionaire serial killer story.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

They just say the name of your drink when you do stuff like this. Tragically, "long flat white" does not trigger the chuds.