Asklemmy

"Sure". For crying out loud. Who came up with this.

Epitome

Scythe

Jewelry

Iron

Cologne

Receipt

CHARCUTERIE, what a fucking stupid word

Realtor. My wife still says "Real-uh-ter"

Zealot (think "Zellers 🍁") I'm tired of people pronouncing my username as "Zee-Lot"

-I know there's more that piss me off, I'll be back

I'd spell cache as cache so Australians know it's pronounced like "cash" not like "kaysch".

Tough though thought....and knife know etc

Salmon as Samon

Quinoa

I also think Colonel needs to be changed

I am deffinetly picking this one.

Rendezvous. Get the fuck outta here, you look like rendezzvuss.

Subtle

apparently » apparantly

and all other "parent" words, like transparent and so on

Choir .. how would you spell it? Quier?

I'd change "I" to "pxmipexokal" just to screw over everyone's typing speed.

Fone

Blood. Looks like wood but you would be wrong.

Restaurant.

Can't spell it without spell check