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Never break more than one law at a time.

I discovered this one just yesterday, reading a Nero Wolfe detective novel. I kind of like it:

The avoidance of idiocy should be the primary and constant concern of every intelligent person. It is mine. I am sometimes successful.

"Different strokes for different folks."

It's a reminder that your preferences aren't the only acceptable way to feel. It's OK if some people like things you don't. On different scales, it's a lesson in tolerance.

It goes hand-in-hand with "Be excellent to each other." Kindness goes far!

Together I hope someday they lead to "Harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding."

Science isn't an answer, it's a process.

Everything is temporary

Don't craft a well thought out response to someone John Brown would have shot [absolutely necessary for getting through the internet] and don't give two weeks notice to a job that makes you miserable [absolutely necessary for leaving a shitty work situation].

Mind your own buisness.

I don't care about other peoples sexuality, gender fetishes, whatever. Its not my buisness and I have no right to judge them for their decision. You do you. As long as people aren't assholes or annoying as hell I don't care.

good enough is good enough

Just barely good enough is perfect.

Machines are for breaking & plans are for changing.

You can drive the schedule or the budget - not both.

No 'and then'

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"Don't stop dreaming, because the world is full of people who've stopped dreaming."

Probably no one said that, it's just what reminds me on so many things at once. It's so full of hope, confidence, happiness, interest into new things, overcoming obstacles, the future, laying off the monotone, enjoyment, pushing yourself further. I could interpret and fill so much into this. It also has a little bit of superiority in it, but that's because I often suffer under the negative Nancys and people who have given up, who try their best to drag you down.

“You will die soon, keep doing cool shit”

Fear the shorter or regret.

I'm short, fear me.

Be the change you want in the world.

Live in spite of everything.

If it aint broke don't break it.

When I die, I hope to be surprised. It’s Oscar Wilde.

There is no such thing as an easy job if you are passionate enough.

If it's not going to matter on your deathbed it doesn't really matter.

"And there's a funny thing about honesty; there's no two ways about it."

This quote from Lassie Come-Home comes up whenever I'm not sure if I should be honest about something bad that I've done. It's a pretty good motto.

That, and "Smile, tomorrow will be worse."

"Some days are just like that"

Always be prepared to be unprepared.

For food safety: When in doubt, throw it out.

Live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse

MacGyver something everyday.

That's the motto (Mhm) Drop a few bills and pop a few champagne bottles (Mhm) Throwin' that money like you just won the lotto (Mhm)

• tiesto & ava max

JK. In all seriousness, I don't really have one XD.

Every day, in every way, I improve myself

"Give them a hand and they'll want the arm."

In other words while it's okay to help people you need to be careful and impose some limits here and there, as people are naturally greedy and will burden you for their own benefit.

In your deathbed you'll regret more the things you didn't do than what you did

DON'T PANIC

You can't change the past and can't control the present. Deal with the future.

Keep on keepin' on...

"Kills bugs dead."