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Ik ik but control yourselfs (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by Varven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 213 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[–] amelia@feddit.org 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Richard McDickface

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[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 months ago

This is the only correct answer.

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[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 80 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Richard.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

McRichardface

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[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 77 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Nobody nose, nobody nose...

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 50 points 4 months ago

Little Richard

[–] AM_Butts@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Sir Richard Johnson

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[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dicknose McBallcheeks

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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[–] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What about Penix?

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Richard

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

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[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dickhead?

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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[–] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 24 points 4 months ago

Moby

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

Richard Johnson

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Rod

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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biggus

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why does everyone want Richard?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Everyone loves Dick

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Dickens

[–] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I.C. Weiner

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[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Donger

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[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

[–] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cheney

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[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fuck Nose.

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[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Priapuss

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[–] istoff@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Fur balls

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Dr. Phal

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 10 points 4 months ago

Don Glover

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd call him dickhead

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[–] SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Richard Head

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[–] BlueBeard@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Dick Dastardly

[–] xcutie@linux.community 9 points 4 months ago

Dicky McDickface

[–] tabris@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 4 months ago

Steve.

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's Cock Nose

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dickface

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[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Penis

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