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Hexbear! You went to sleep last night and woke up to see that you ended up in the last videogame you played! How's life now? (hexbear.net)

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So I'm gonna be a crying mess because i tried out Hunt Showdown 1896 yesterday trying to run away and find somewhere safe away from all the monsters and end up trying to dodge being conscripted into ww1 a few years later. At least if I survive I can try to work my way into joining the Bolsheviks or grifting my way into economic and political power through abuse of future knowledge and try and lobby FDR to keep Wallace as his VP. Lots of possibilities as long as I can escape that spiritual hocus pocus zombie bullshit.

What about you folks?

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I wake up delivering mail while equipped with a sword and shield.

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

welp looks I'm about to go fight in the sword & sorcery version of the 30 years war

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm in my Rimworld Colony consisting of three Catholic missionaries and a werewolf.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seems like a sitcom prompt, "three catholic missionaries and a werewolf were stranded on a planet one day and now desperately try to escape back to the stars"

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[–] starlight32@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

how's life now?

its completely over lea-tired

Infernum mode is active. Click to set a difficulty mode. (Infernum is a Terraria mod that makes the calamity mod MUCH more difficult) Boss log showing the currently undefeated Devourer of Gods, with 186 fight attempts.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Which game? Cuz I'm in the Roblox platforms.... tis like roaming neither on Heaven, Hell nor Earth

Huh, should I played a Hoyoverse game?

Edit: nevermind, I'm in Humans Vs Zombies...

Not a p2w person, if yer wonderin'...

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

boutta be a pokémon master

Death to America

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[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

i'm about to be harry dubois and i'm not happy about it

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't want to be in fucking league of legends, ew

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[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I was playing Destiny of an Emperor II. I'm beyond fucked because I don't speak Mandarin and Lu Bu is on the loose just fucking shit up left and right.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m a sexy/badass cat girl with a pet fox who just beat an Elvis impersonator to death. Life is pretty good, I’d say.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If this isn't a modded New Vegas playthrough, I have no idea what game this could be.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Battle Circuit! It’s a Capcom beat ‘em up that I thought I saw someone on here talk about. I never actually played it before so tried it and it’s pretty fun. Would be more fun with more people. Here’s a video of it: https://youtu.be/l49Js8Yqey4

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[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I am now a Pokemon in Explorers of Sky. Given that there aren't (m)any humans in the PMD universe for some reason, I wouldn't have to worry about being captured and would probably have a good time for the most part.

If I become the Pokemon I was started with, I'm a Mudkip with my Chimchar partner.

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[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm stuck in a tiny, dimly lit, wooden, bric-a-brac filled room with a creepy weirdo I can't quite see in the gloom who makes me play card games with disturbingly disproportionately high stakes. The cards occasionally speak to me. They do not say encouraging things.

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[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I only play genderswap wish fulfillment light novels so that would be kind of ideal for me...

[–] jacab@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

life is laggy

screenshot of risk of rain 2

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[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

HoI4 with the Millenium Dawn mod, so I guess I'm just living in the news thread

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[–] FactuallyUnscrupulou@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I've been going back and forth between Hades and TOTK. Thankfully I'll be waking up in the Tanagar Canyon and exploring the Forgotten Temple trying to figure out what happened to the Mother Goddess statue. Probably find a shrine of two to solve along the way too.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I was in the Mountaintops of the Giants in Elden Ring, so...yeah, I'm fuckin' dead meat. If only I'd booted up Pokémon TCG 2 yesterday when I thought about it.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I am the Warrior of Light in FF14, post Endwalker. I guess so long as game mechanics still apply and I get to respawn, this is a very sweet deal.

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I wake up in an eerie apartment. I'm holding a colt detective special with 3 rounds in it. Confused I walk out the door and down the stairs..I am bathed in a blue light that quickly flashes yellow with a sharp digital chirp. Before I figure out where the light is coming from I'm shot to death by a turret...

I wake up in an eerie construction site. I'm holding a Glock 17. The magazine I'm holding in my other hand has 5 rounds in it. I holster the Glock and shot myself in the leg bleeding out quickly...

I wake up in an eerie hospital devoid of life. I'm holding a Hi-Point C9....

It's bad here folks in the world of Receiver

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

It's 2000 and I'm fighting Dean Malenko for the Wwf light heavyweight championship belt

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Divinity original sin's world isn't so bad, assuming the heroes do their job and don't let the time dragon eat spacetime.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Lets say you get to be one of the heroes of your choice, custom avatar or preset.

Good luck, gamer!

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fallout New Vegas at the beginning... this is gonna be gud!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Recovering from a bullet to the head in the desert where there's no clean drinking water and jerks are gonna be throwing dynamite at me soon...this is gonna be gud

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[–] bananon@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I am climbing up the pits of hell chained to 3 other dumbasses trying to reach salvation while a demented baby devil berates us.

We fall again.

[–] Numberone@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

Thank Christ I'm a top level paladin in Balders Gate. I'm gonna run this city!...for justice and all that shit

[–] Kolibri@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

signalis, would've of been guild wars 2 if I wasn't waiting for the new expansion. space gdr!

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Tech billionaires created a rogue AI that made our robot slaves fight back. Then a bunch of cops and soldiers formed a paramilitary vigilante group that invaded other nations and conducted corporate espionage in the name of a rules based world order. Then they were banned because their members became corrupt and started working for personal gain. Now they're all back in action because the liberal world government failed to suppress the slave robot uprising. My day-to-day is being terrorized in the town's square because the vigilantes and anti-heroes are fighting on my subway platform.

spoiler

Overwatch

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Wario Ware, so id be play testing mobile games

[–] Luna@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade spoilers

I'm currently the resident tactician of three lords from the Lycian League. Lyn of Caelin, Eliwood of Pherae, and Hector of Ostia. We and our companions march towards Nergal, corrupt usurper of the honorable Black Fang, a mercenary group headquartered in the Kingdom of Bern. Once a group that went after corruption, the Black Fang has now fallen to corruption itself, as Nergal attempts to bring dragons back to this world. It's up to the three lords, as well as me now, to save Lycia, Bern, and the world as a whole.

[–] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

minecraft factory building pack lets gooooo

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