Anyone know if the Secret Service would show up if you threaten to boop someone right on the snoot?
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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I'll boop you on the snoot.
....and now we wait.
I had to laugh so hard while reading the article. What could go wrong?
For sure, these are not the best and brightest.
“[F]or a comment. This is ridiculous, for a comment,”
Yeah buddy. Not all comments are threats, and not all threats are comments, but your comments were both. If you need that explained, it's no wonder you are voting Trump.
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I remember how worked up I could get when I was a child in the internet.
I used to write very poor emails absolutely livid whenever a videogame journalist would write a piece about how Nintendo should give up making consoles and just focus on games.
Were you also threatening Nintendo with your locked and loaded AR-15?
"Frank Lucio Carillo" I hope now that his name is out there that he doesn't get the same treatment that he gives to others.
Sounds like he should run for Congress. The Maggots would protect him