Trying to claim the suburbs like it is the hood is something seventh grade boys would try to do to seem cool. This is the kind of shit that keeps conservatives permanently lame. All they have is Frankenstein reverse engineered versions of things that once trended organically.

[–] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

4g auto Blowjob

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

LTE self suck

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

This blow-up doll must be an old model that he got on clearance, because the new ones have a fuckable right ear

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

trump 2020 button

jd vance has been driving around with a trump doll for years?

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wtf there's audio susie-wide

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wanna hear

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No you don't

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I'll take your word.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

These are the people jumping up and down screaming about getting called "weird" now.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I initially read that chin tat as "suburban legume"

[–] buh@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

beanis

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

dissapointed that nobody has the requisite brainworms to recognise him as "notable" "rapper" forgiato blow, smh my dick head

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

LTE selfsuck

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“We have Tom Macdonald at home” lookin ass

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I have long awaited seeing Tom Macdons on here niko-wonderous

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

somebody send this moron some fentanyl so he can relieve us of his annoying prescence in our world. it would just be speeding up his timeline a little.

[–] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

why isn't anyone calling the suburbs "the projects"? it breeds some special types of people

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Donald with the Nordic jawline

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

you might not like it but this is what Real America looks like

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

frothingfash "We're perfectly normal, see, SEE!"