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shockingly soulless subreddit of the "patriotic American communist" breadtuber Infrared (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 years ago by apparitionist@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

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nationalist socialists: "These anarchists think having a fat ass is better than not being fat? It's like the leftoids want us to make fun of them" https://www.reddit.com/r/ShowInfrared/comments/qsj7fp/its_like_the_leftoids_want_us_to_make_fun_of_them/

also nazis: "Mathematical set theory representation of the number of holes a woman has under her waist" https://www.reddit.com/r/ShowInfrared/comments/qqh1d9/number_of_holes/

I could not write a better joke about these redditors being disgusting borg abominations. This like the American Psycho male counterpart to the Stepford Wife, no wonder these "patriots" love America so much! They are baffled by the idea that fat asses are attractive probably because as labor aristocrats under late capitalism, they lack the normal desires of normal human beings.

Ask any African villager about the ideal human form and they'll show off their fetish fertility idol (Marxoids don't know what "commodity fetishism" refers to lol) with very wide hips and very thicc legs. Labor aristocrats have the bourgeois morality of thinking anorexics are most attractive.

we should be immobile and weak and universally hated so we can never achieve any goals

isn't it a fact that people are more likely to trust attractive people/people in good physical health?

In fact normal humans who aren't privileged capitalist subjects have an evolutionary attraction to people with meat on their bones. Those "gym-inspiration" instagram models who provide "goals" for neoliberal subjects are not models of health. They are models of capitalist objectification

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