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Lacking full function doesn’t mean it’s not usable. Just not as usable.
Also, “might not”, so that prognosis was also “it might” (probably less than likely.)
I'm a doctor and I can assure you that "from the knuckle up" means all that's left of him is the tip of a finger, which will be shit at hockey
I don't know, he could ride the puck now
He could certainly ride my puck