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[–] self@awful.systems 13 points 7 months ago (20 children)

Kevin Beaumont got access to Copilot+ and hoo boy it’s even stupider than it sounds:

I got ahold of the Copilot+ software.

Recall uses a bunch of services themed CAP - Core AI Platform. Enabled by default.

It spits constant screenshots (the product brands then “snapshots”, but they’re hooked screenshots) into the current user’s AppData as part of image storage.

The NPU processes them and extracts text, into a database file.

The database is SQLite, and you can access it as the user including programmatically. It 100% does not need physical access and can be stolen.

[–] self@awful.systems 8 points 7 months ago (18 children)

and the anti-backlash begins, because snapdragons are magical and microsoft has never fucked over its users

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 12 points 7 months ago (5 children)

you know what really fucking gets me about this thing? even "before" all of the security and DV etc arguments (and, really, they are all valid)

consider the average consumer-human (present version of) windows desktop/laptop/workstation that has survived for more than a year or so without having been re-imaged. those are already often an unusable nightmare of built-up cruft in sticky corners

and now there's going to be something that'll do constant capture and analysis every fucking moment it's running?

how the fuck is this not going to go wrong? imagine the first time that sqlite table shits the bed. a dodgy character format goes into it, or a bit of disk corruption hits, or a file locking (lololol) issue hits, or .....

I just ..... I just really can't imagine any of this is going to go very well at all in the real world

[–] self@awful.systems 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I’m calling it, when this bullshit gets deployed widely a bunch of absolute shitheads are going to dismiss Kevin’s post with “that was the prototype, they changed everything for the real version” and the only thing that’ll change is they’ll superficially encrypt the SQLite file

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