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I would definitely not recommend doing what I did, which is learning how to make literally the best cheesecake everyone who's tried it has ever eaten.
I make sure not to have the ingredients in the house or I'd probably eat one a week.
It's a real problem.
You.. uhh.. got any recipes you might wanna share my friend?