Programmer Humor

32495 readers

664 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml

cat_programmer@lemmy.ml

543

Companies are not your friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

50 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (9 children)

IntelliJ is great for organizational settings. I would never use it for home use as there are many good free alternatives for that kind of setting.

Most Adobe tools don’t have any good free alternatives even for home use.

So jetbrains is “acceptable” because I don’t need to open my own wallet.

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Most Adobe tools don’t have any good free alternatives even for home use.

inkscape is on a level with illustrator (maybe even better)

for drawing: try krita

if you want to pay money (much much less than for adobe): Affinity is on a level with fotoshop

[–] Technofrood@feddit.uk 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately Affinity just got brought out by Canva https://affinity.serif.com/en-gb/press/newsroom/canva-statement/

Of course they are claiming oh no we won't be going subscription only, but if history is to be believed, give it a year or two and see that stance change.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago

Sheesh, FOSS licenses really are the only force in the universe that can stop this nonsense.

I remember shelling out for Substance indie licenses thinking it would be a good investment. Shortly after they're:

part of the "adobe family" (yaaay! /s)
Not gonna make it subscription only, c'mon guys. It's ok.
No seriously, we hear you, you'll have options! Definitely!
Newsletter: Ok we're subscription only, "Get your keys for the super out of date version because we're just deleting it from human history now."
SaaS cloud only and you're gonna like it, peasant.

Never trusting private software like that ever again.

load more comments (6 replies)