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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities (www.theonion.com)
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[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

So no more sex?

[–] Postreader2814@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No more wet sex.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!