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Stab a player... We can just reincarnate them after the puzzle
This was my vote except for reincarnating. I'm sure one of them deserves it. Probably. Maybe.
Whatever we can find some other fucker to help us in the tavern.
I play a cleric in my party. Previously, we've been asked to recover and return a certain plot-important NPC who didn't exactly want to be transported...
We killed him, transported the corpse, handcuffed it, and then raised him at the destination. It's a lot easier to transport a body than a live half-elf who is actively trying to escape.
Did you draw dicks on his face?
We may be evil, but we aren't chaotic. A professional has standards.
So... High quality dicks then?
Naturally. Using Arcane Mark, so it doesn't wash off.
Thats my boy.