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[–] Mdotaut801@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

I really hope to NOT see stupid comments involving lying about spitting out your drink, or it comes out of your nose because a comment was funny or shocking. “Thanks, I snorted and spit out my coffee.” Actually, no, you fucking didn’t. Stop lying about something so stupid just so you can get upvotes for making a cliche, un-funny, weak ass, bottom rung comment.

I’m sorry. I know I sound ridiculously annoyed by something so stupid…but that’s because I am (annoyed and stupid).

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

[–] Hopalong@lemmy.fmhy.ml 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thanks, now I have to explain to my wife why I woke her up by laughing so hard. (She's super hot btw).

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You should go to the doctors. She probably has a fever.

[–] Mdotaut801@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] all-knight-party@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago

Yo, hold on, your wife is a girl? What's it like to talk to... those?

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