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I would buy so many more decorations and put them up. I would even start the first week of September just for shits and giggles
Demonic nativity scene
This is the impregnation. The birth happens nine months later, so that'd be the end of July.
checks to find out what happens on July 31
https://nationaltoday.com/july-holidays/
Uh oh.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_debates_over_the_Harry_Potter_series
Clearly we were warned and disregarded the obvious signs.
You just started their next conspiracy theory.
I haven't read the series, but apparently his mother was a witch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Phoenix_(fictional_organisation)#Lily_Potter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_in_Christian_demonology
It does all seem to check out. The long hair, the witchery, the demon impregnation, Harry Potter, July 31.
I like your reasoning but sadly Oct 31st + 40 weeks gives us Aug 6th, not July 31st. ☹️
So, 9 months is a bit of a shorthand used in common discourse -- I doubt that the real life average is perfectly that -- but looking for specific numbers, it sounds like the 40 week number is the average time from the last pre-conception menstral period, rather then the average time from conception.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnancy
So, working through this, Halloween night wouldn't have been the time that Lily Potter had her last menstrual period, but rather the point in time that she and Satan were actually getting things in motion.
That says that the actual average time from conception to birth is a week less, so one could maybe argue that it should be July 24 or that Harry was a little off average.