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[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 91 points 1 year ago (24 children)

“The other programmers keep accidentally writing code that ends up in an infinite loop. I'd like you to make a program that can reliably detect that.”

[–] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Easy.

If( loop == inf) {

End;

}

Pay check please?

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Woah! This is worthless!

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