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They Need To Stop Doing This
(kerala.party)
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Customer: Why is there so much latency over my tunnel from us-east to us-west?
Me: checks latency seems pretty normal, what's the issue?
Customer: The latency is too much. Why is it not as fast as us-east-1 to us-east-2?
Me: They are near each other. Us-West is across the entire United States
Customer: Make faster
Me: This is the speed of light. And over copper it's about 2/3 that
Customer: hmm are you sure that's as fast as it can go?
Me: Well, unless we change the laws of physics your not going to get any better latency
Anytime I run into that question I tell them if I could manage FTL comms I wouldn't be working here.