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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (6 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is he The Master?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not clever enough.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.

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