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> Sees happy people
> Immediate reaction is wanting to kill them
"Why am I always alone? :("
This is not the only reason a person is alone, right? I am also alone, but I don't think I want to kill others for that
No, everyone who is alone is so because they want to commit murder.
Source: am alone
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