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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My house has four bathrooms and three bidets. My teenage son just won't get on board with having a clean ass.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe he has a sensitive ass.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's gentler than tp

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe he thinks touching his butthole would make him gay and a bidet would force him to wipe.