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Um, why is that guy naked?
Some people poop naked. I do.
It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
So you strip naked every time you take a piss?
At least make up a believable story.
Not everyone sits to piss.