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Do you think Elon hasn't been kicked out yet because he's supplying Don Jr with cocaine?
Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news
Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.
He might not need it, but he wants it.