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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account (lemmy.world)
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[–] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of

     1  
––––––––––––  
1 + 1000 * k

where k is the number of kids you have.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Kill someone else's kid.

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