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Anon goes out with friends (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 30 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I don't understand the 'an hero' sentence, can someone enlighten me?

[–] Switchblade@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

An hero means suicide.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I kind of figured, but not really how.

But through the power of internet search I found out:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

He was an hero!

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Someone hacked Henderson’s MySpace page and gave him the face of a zombie. Someone placed an iPod on Henderson’s grave, took a picture and posted it to /b/. Henderson’s face was appended to dancing iPods, spinning iPods, hardcore porn scenes. A dramatic re-enactment of Henderson’s demise appeared on YouTube, complete with shattered iPod. The phone began ringing at Mitchell’s parents’ home. “It sounded like kids,” remembers Mitchell’s father, Mark Henderson, a 44-year-old I.T. executive. “They’d say, ‘Hi, this is Mitchell, I’m at the cemetery.’ ‘Hi, I’ve got Mitchell’s iPod.’ ‘Hi, I’m Mitchell’s ghost, the front door is locked. Can you come down and let me in?’ ” He sighed. “It really got to my wife.” The calls continued for a year and a half.

Fuckin yikes. All that because of a typo.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow. The Internet is really and truly fucked.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

Oh sweeypeaches69 you're just skimming the surface...

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