"Mr. Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm?"

"(mumble mumble)"

"He does for this one."

None.

I just shut everything down.

I can't think of a scenario where I need a PC/laptop in less than 10-20 seconds.

Phone? Sure, if I want to take a quick photo or something, but a PC? Where's the hurry?

"Temporarily suspend" in corpo speak is "we'll consider coming back if you change the current leadership".

They're sending a message that they're willing to work with the company if it (re)stabilizes.

Can't help bringing the US into everything, can you? This happened in India.

RealDebrid with Stremio or Kodi.

IRS commin' in tellin' me "Ain't you boys goin' gimme some back taxes?"

I told them they'd be lucky if they got some front taxes.

I never thought there would be such a thing as too much sarcasm. It bends reality and circles back on itself. Impressive.

poor people are poor as shit

rich people who are richer off the backs of poor people are not poor as shit

I don't think they lost billions as much as they pumped it into black projects.

Omae wa mou shindeirule

"The solution is to just give up your rights to privacy, doy!"