Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I'm fucking stupid, you guys.

My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.

What if my instinct leans towards extrajudicial execution rather than imprisonment? 🤭

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

We haven't been suckered into shit. We've been forced to participate under threat of violence and starvation without ever having been given a choice.

Sounds pretty good actually

Large Marge fucked me up.

That's rough. My family is the only thing in this world I give a shit about. I'd have killed myself years ago if it weren't for them.

There's always the blue shell.

He doesn't come off that way in this interview. He seems like a rich old fuck who's been so rich for so long that he genuinely struggles to understand how the poor plebs could possibly exist without private jets.

That's what happened to me and I'm radicalized now.