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every third post is still sponsored.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

lol my friend was sober, she took the phone away and told me to go ahead and come over. the one who wanted to watch had passed out on the couch by then, so we went to the bedroom.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

that's really funny. I had an FWB (let's say Katie) that I was still friends with but not sleeping with because she had started dating somebody. she'd recently broken up with him, and her closest girl friend got absolutely sloshed and called me from Katie's phone asking if she could watch us fuck.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

I got two comments in 40 minutes.

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[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

it's a modified R7 ICBM.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

why don't they just copy-paste the soyuz?

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

dude. I was at a Christian rehab center several years ago. this one kid came as a resident, his parents having been missionaries in Western Africa.

he kept having "seizures", except he was completely conscious during them, he would just have fits where he would collapse to the ground and have uncontrollable muscle spasms. I'm pretty sure it was a form of panic attack, but some Christian hypnotherapist had hypnotized him, and "uncovered" a "suppressed memory" of some random African dragging him into the woods and putting a curse on him at knifepoint. when he was having a fit, one staff member would hold his head in a pillow to keep him from hurting himself, and somebody else would read the bible over him.

somehow, this curse was strong enough to overpower the word of god, but not a handful of xanax.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago
[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

he considered it a psych drug. this is the same Doctor who would ask me if I wanted a prostate exam or not during my physical. like who asks that? nobody wants one, but at a certain age everybody needs one every year. found out later it's because he was a germaphobe

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 30 points 6 days ago

general practitioners hand it out like candy to anybody who's having trouble sleeping. mine sent me to a shrink because he wasn't comfortable perpetually filling trazodone for me but he offered me Ambien

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

things can be more than one thing

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 31 points 6 days ago

they haven't ruled on the other parts yet

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 48 points 6 days ago

the onboard AI is a little stupid, but it fertilizes the lawn as it cuts.

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I repatched and reinstalled it, it won't even open

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I don't take it very often because I don't want an addiction sneaking up on me, but it certainly makes crowds more manageable. almost enjoyable

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I tried searching for one but I'm just getting clumps of philosophy majors

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