Three years at university to really hone my craft. The training was there when I started, but they were surprised to see I was already a pro.

This is sending my brain down a rabbit hole I don't want to explore.

Ah yes, my official job title.

I'm just a silly little guy. You wouldn't yell at a silly little guy right?

In this meme, the girl in the image is playing a Nintendo 64, when Ape Escape 3 was clearly exclusive to the PlayStation 2. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic N64 or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Raw-dogging eh? I think more research is necessary, time to google.

My single braincell is really steaming trying to figure out if I'm just dumb or not (which I am, but that's besides the point)

Wait...no, I got it. But I'm doubling down on being dumb given how long it took 😭

I don't know, seems like an improvement on the current state of my plans to me.

Really hoping folks like Rowling get dragged through the mud with her lawsuit.

omg me

literally me fr. Struggling with gender identity but too riddled with anxiety to want to have to put anything out there in a social environment, let alone work.

Just cut the middle man out and call me a slur, Amazon. It's faster.