I'm getting Kurt Russell specifically

You didn't full stop though. It also "suck badly". I think it's reasonable to wonder what makes it suck so badly, and they merely asked.

In the movies, it's a worthiness/ pure heart thing. In the comics it's just really heavy. I guess the question is, is magic space metal ferrous enough to be magnetic?

It was.... Autocorrect?

And a Merry Toyotathon!

Anubis puts the bi in anus

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I may be making this up, but I thought it was Utinni?

Kind of heavy, but a hell of a read.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix/comments/30t9kd/repost_a_parallel_life_awoken_by_a_lamp/

There is... Another.

Oglaf.com, beware, boobs and butts abound, and dongs too

That was my thought. Me and my new best friend are going to learn to make pretzels! Together!