My buddy recently shaved his beard and stopped at this point for a meme shot. Looked dead on like this!

I feel bad for the person in charge of the front department. Everyone on the internet will blame them.

I've never seen this. Legitimately hilarious!

Proof that Magneto would win if you bring guns.

Seems like a couple people were working on this around the same time.

Extracts of the adrenal gland were first obtained by Polish physiologist Napoleon Cybulski in 1895.[94] These extracts, which he called nadnerczyna ("adrenalin"), contained adrenaline and other catecholamines.[95] American ophthalmologist William H. Bates discovered adrenaline's usage for eye surgeries prior to 20 April 1896.[96] In 1897, John Jacob Abel (1857–1938), the father of modern pharmacology, found a natural substance produced by the adrenal glands that he named epinephrine.

That's what happens when you get a trademark approved that matches the scientific name for the hormone. It should be genericized.

Wind turbines are fanning the flames and keeping it hot.

Of course they waited until Saturday to announce this while the markets are closed. Boeing will plummet on Monday.

Disney states they "Waived their right to arbitration". A weasely way of seeming to agree with the public sentiment, but actually avoiding having this ruled on right now so they can fine tune the language and try again later.

Voyager 1 is almost one light day away, and now my brain hurts thinking about it.

I'm glad they recognize the gravity of the situation and are treating this as a true existential moment for the company.