From the satanic temple FAQ

DO YOU WORSHIP SATAN?
No, nor do we believe in the existence of Satan or the supernatural. The Satanic Temple believes that religion can, and should, be divorced from superstition. As such, we do not promote a belief in a personal Satan. To embrace the name Satan is to embrace rational inquiry removed from supernaturalism and archaic tradition-based superstitions. Satanists should actively work to hone critical thinking and exercise reasonable agnosticism in all things. Our beliefs must be malleable to the best current scientific understandings of the material world — never the reverse.

Reminder when he served McDonald's to football players?

Sounds like she has a case of Wandering Womb. The should probably “fumigate” the patient’s head with sulfur and pitch while simultaneously rubbing pleasant-smelling lotions between her thighs.

Put it this way. My wife just got a something equivalent to a heart attack. Ambulance got here in 5 minutes. She spent 3 nights in the hospital, got all the tests, one of Canada's best docs in the field... it cost $135 for something to do with the ambulance.

They saved her life, she's seeing a specialist, figured out the meds and prepped if/when it happens again.

Everything was seamless. I don't know how it could have been better.

I love civil disobedience. Go break shit.

I love how I started reading this comment in my mind's voice and it turned into the voice of some dude from my youth telling me how awesome Pearl Jam is.

There's a whole lot of fucked up with everyone involved. I have experiance with a family with a dead famous dude and there's fucked up shit going on there too. Apperently, it's quite common.

Google SEO has homogenized the internet with vapid marketing content. The internet is one big commercial. The reason Reddit got popular was because communities found and shared good content and created more by talking about it. Now ads are disguised as posts and memes.

The internet is getting as bad as radio.

Some think-tank told them to do it. I hope it backfires.

I have a prediction: Airlines won't ackowlege that personal trackers as an effective means to track luggage becuase they're trying to figure out how to force you to buy their own trackers.

I've never had 38 vacations in my life and I'm 49yo

You just described Shadow of the Colossis.